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She’s a model. She’s a menace. She’s ✨Peaches✨

vjola:

i don’t have any red flags. i have a white flag. i give up

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claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

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sushinfood:

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some highlights

Let me eat egg

SO CUTE

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noonymoon:

royalbelial:

When I die…

… plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.

this changes everything

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dickdefeater:

soudapopdrop:

customer service rep: *has an accent*
middle aged to elderly white people:

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i work for geek squad unfortunately, and every time i mention our 800 number to an old white person they go “oh, but will they have an accent?” and i always say that technically everyone has an accent. i then ask them to explain what they mean and either they get flustered or they flat out admit their racism.

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geekandmisandry:

mysharona1987:

Um…at the risk of sounding snobby here: Do the elitist GOP get that the house doesn’t even look that good?

Not that I’m judging: I grew up in some mediocre places too. It’s fine, and there are certainly worse places. I agree with her: It was likely fine to grow up in.  

But it’s a pretty mundane and rundown. By any standards.

But it’s a standing house. So apparently, per the Republicans, she’s a limousine liberal.  

I second this, I grew up poor and this house…well, it’s not a “dump” or anything, but is no better a house than I was raised in with two parents barely making enough money to make the mortgage payments.

That’s what I can’t get over.

They are acting like this is some big Hollywood mansion.

And it’s really not.

This reminds me of the time Fox News tried to paint poor people as rich because 97% have a refrigerator

Meanwhile, at Secy of Education Betsy DeVos’s house:

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Not to throw stones, but having delivered pizza to the DeVos kids?

That is one home on their property. One of several. The gatekeeper asks which address you are delivering to. FOR ONE FAMILY. They are grosser than that picture makes you feel

Damn ya done exposed them. That’s actually insane ?!

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cartwheelandfaceplant:

lesbwian:

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end of the year mood

This is funnier the earlier in the year it’s blogged.

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500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

katy-perrythe-platypus:

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During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

Archaeologists:

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500-year old skeleton:

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silverhawk:

i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”

and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then

and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her

to her face

that bigfoot was a dilf

how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im

today in “things that didnt really happen”

you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

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